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Offline CDN Smoker

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« Reply #-1 on: March 26, 2014, 10:22:51 PM »
Another from my Mom.

Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying.
 
Ole agreed, and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time.
 
The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter."
 
Ole replied, "What's the bad news?"
 
The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here, we discovered your farm is not in Manitoba but is actually in Saskatchewan !"
 
Ole looked at Lena and said, "That's the best news I have heard in a long time. I just told Lena this morning that I don't think I can take another winter in Manitoba." (or the Manitoba TAXES)
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Re: Canadian Joke
« on: March 26, 2014, 10:59:28 PM »
Pah-Doomp-Pah.....tish!  (rim-shot )


That was a good one Drew! :D :D :D
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 11:35:37 PM »
Ok this is BS. Minnesota owns Ole and Lena jokes. ;D
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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 12:07:15 AM »
Too funny.  :P
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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 04:28:19 AM »
 :D :D
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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 07:11:01 AM »
Ok this is BS. Minnesota owns Ole and Lena jokes. ;D

I thought Minnesota WAS in Canada.  :D
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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 08:13:56 AM »
Come on over to Ontario Drew.. Our hockey team sucks but the taxes are reasonable.
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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 09:21:59 AM »
Drew,
You sure did stir the pot with that one!  Still funny, though.

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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2014, 11:08:07 AM »


Wish I could get those surveyors here in my neck of the woods of California ... Maybe they would give me the bad news that I'm actually in Nevada where there is no State Income Tax!!  ;D  :D  :D  ...  Eh  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 02:04:29 PM »

Come on over to Ontario Drew.. Our hockey team sucks but the taxes are reasonable.

taxes might be low but Ontario hydro sucks



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Re: Canadian Joke
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2014, 02:54:28 PM »
Drew,
You sure did stir the pot with that one!  Still funny, though.

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