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Offline Wingman

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The bottle of wine
« Reply #-1 on: January 31, 2014, 03:49:25 PM »
For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine.

Fred was driving home from one of his business trips, in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and
asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car. Resuming the journey, Fred tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at
everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred.
"What in bag?" asked the old man.

Fred looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:  "Good trade . . ."
"You will thank us for smoking."

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Re: The bottle of wine
« on: January 31, 2014, 04:04:40 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D !
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 04:21:40 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 04:27:27 PM »
"GO JETS GO"

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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 05:01:40 PM »
HA HA  that was good  :D
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 05:36:13 PM »
I remember hearing that joke many years ago with a Secret Service agent asking Bill Clinton about a plush razorback he got for Hillary. Since there are no new jokes, only new audiences, I'm sure it was around even before then (but it's still funny).
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2014, 06:19:29 PM »
Sent to Mom ;D
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2014, 06:53:17 PM »
Need to call my dad.
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2014, 08:18:01 PM »
I needed that one today, thanks  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2014, 11:01:19 PM »
That made me chuckle :)
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Re: The bottle of wine
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2014, 01:17:32 AM »
Good one  :D
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