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Offline tnjimbob

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Three words
« Reply #-1 on: September 25, 2013, 11:53:55 AM »
A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."  :P
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Re: Three words
« on: September 25, 2013, 12:22:26 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Three words
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 12:48:44 PM »
That's one smart guy!  ;D
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Re: Three words
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 12:56:37 PM »
Money well spent.
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Re: Three words
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 03:42:37 PM »
 :D thought that was gonna get ugly  ???
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