Jim,
That was a delightful read. I, too, was introduced to Rick at his PA home. I remember his closet well. I also remember his wife thanking me for "taking" so many spices and samples. Didn't I want more? I brought Rick 15 to 20 pounds of elk meat that day. I left with over twice as much in goodies from his stash. Like all addictions, the first tastes are free. Once you are hooked... Well, you know.
Rick's Smokeouts are legendary. I first met a lot of his charcuterie buddies at the 2nd PA Smokeout. I have since attended several meetings of Rick's Charcuterie Anonymous Chapter. I t is a traveling road show. I haven't made a meeting of Chris' Charcuterie Anonymous Chapter, yet. One of these days.
Remember, brothers and sisters, there is always someone out there with an addiction worse than yours. Don't be afraid to ask for help. I have Rick on speed dial, just in case.
Art